Since most of us have the attention spans of gnats, this will be in list form.
Rich white women in gated communities whining about the patriarchy and using examples like Trump and the people who voted for him. Yes, they are assholes, but feminists saying the movement isn’t over because of Trump (and many have written this) might as well be saying racism is over now that the US had a black president. If every woman died, humanity would reach near extinction (there are frozen eggs, etc.). If every man died, there would be survivors, but the modern world as we know it would crumble within three days. We need each other, stop judging all men by the worst examples, and maybe try living it. A garbage man strike brought NYC to its knees in three days. Garbage men—the ones who actually lift the 100 lbs garbage cans and run behind dumpsters—are almost all men. You want to stop the patriarchy? Stop buying stupid shit like makeup and lobby for conscription. The world is easier for women, they’re treated better, they have more safety nets in the West, and they should. Take some fucking accountability and stop playing the victim. Would you fuck a man who constantly complained about being victimized? Maybe, but it’d be a one night stand or you’d dump him shortly.
Rich people in gated communities telling me what I’m allowed to say. My neighborhood has people from over 200 countries and I get along. This applies to anyone who wants to police my language. Whatever happened to sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me?
Religion. It’s superstitious bullshit and selfish. We die, our corpses feed the earth. As Eminem rapped, this is your one shot, and think about it. Would you want to be some ghost living in the clouds or reincarnated as a toad? Isn’t life annoying enough? We are animals, this is all horseshit, and I’ll be happy to die as long as it’s quick and painless.
You should all play baseball. The sports commentators got it backwards. It’s a team sport masquerading as an individual one. You fuck up, even if it’s the catcher’s fault, all people see is you fucking up. Baseball has its fair share of lunatics, but they’re mainly superstitious weird cheaters. Most aren’t closet Trump supporters, they’re too busy being scared shitless or abandoning all hope. We used to—and still do to a degree—have baseball diplomacy. We’ve played baseball with people from other countries for decades because if you can play and agree about loving something so idiotic, you at least have something in common, and maybe there’s more. Asians, and the Japanese and people in Central America in particular, get it. Sports is a meritocracy, baseball is the most so, and Michael Jordan would have made it if he stayed one more year because he was decent and he had upside. He would have drawn fans if he was brought up immediately, but he wasn’t good enough at that point.
Reality is conforming to the narrative. Rights come with responsibilities, and we are not responsible enough to have unlimited firepower, but I’m going to get a gun. I grew up in the woods and was shooting since I was nine or ten. I live in NYC, but I don’t need a gun here. I need it in those backwards woodlands and Trump country. I’ll need a rifle once civilization collapses and I need to eat squirrels and rabbits.
Sex workers are people, they save lives, and if you’re doing a job you hate, you’re just as much of a whore.
All of us and all of our stupid ideas have to die for the world to move forward. We’re already dead. Per the data, the world is fucked. If you want to protest or to effect change, you should all stop working. Pull the garbageman strike. Show the wealthy who actually keeps the world running. Stop bending over and stand up.
5. Do you think deer will be hard to come by?
If you work on whatever you care about and improve, you'd feel better about yourself. Instead of just insulting people, try to have a dialogue. You are endemic of our biggest problems. You have something you want to say, point it out specifically instead of just being a vague, annoying asshole.
You're lazy. Tell me one thing you have a problem with, and I'll discuss it.